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'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'
"I'm in love with a man who---just my luck---is in love with a married man."
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"Do you believe in a Supreme Being?"
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"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"
'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'
Coffee tree sloths
"I hope the coffee isn't too strong."
"This is a very sacred place. We're walking on ancient coffee burial grounds."
"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"
'Can you break a trillion?'
Can I get you another coffee?
"Good morning, Your Majesty."
Starbucks seem to be popping up everywhere these days..
Coffee beans with currency symbols
'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'
'It's a new speciality blend from the Caribbean.'
Coffee: Decaff. . . De Bad Stuff.
'Sure it's expensive. You think saving the rainforest comes cheap?'
'Waiter, please bring me a knife and fork for my coffee.'
'More buzz for the buck.'
'This coffee tastes like mud.'
'Jack, are you saying you sold the cow for a few beans?... I wouldn't mind, but these aren't even a major brand!'
'I'd never sacrifice my morning coffee.'