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"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
Company Creamer Turned Sour: 'I hope the account director likes his coffee chunky-style. Or maybe I should hold out for the son of the CEO.'
"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."
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"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
"I'd better get busy. I have a lot of coffee to drink."
The Fountain of Espresso
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"Damn To-Go punks!"
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'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'
'Miss Frimley, do I take sugar'
'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'
'What do you mean 'all it does is make espresso?!' I like espresso!'
Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.
'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'
"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."
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"I was tired of being happy, so I switched to decaf."
"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."
'Well, I consider myself handicapped until I have my first cup of morning coffee...'
Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.
'Do you want coffee tea or Coco...?'
"I don't feel immortal until I've had my coffee."
I don't think they sell coffee here, Sweet Pea...
'Damn it...I only wanted a quick coffee.'
"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."
'It's been a rough day. Supersize my mocha latte.'