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"You have to know how to work the machine."
'Wow... Gourmet coffee right from a machine. This really is the greatest country on earth.'
'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'
'Run out of paper cups again?'
Next to coffee machine is machine offering 'Your 2c worth'.
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"I'm as committed as anyone to saving the environment..."
Coffee/Tea/Performance Enhancing Drugs.
'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'
Fortunately, the company takes care of us very well... your coffee black, with sugar and psychochemical as always?
'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'
"Man, since we installed the coffeepots, production has REALLY perked up!"
"Decaf's out of toner."
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Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!
'For Mervyn, Mornings Were A Time Of Quiet Introspection'
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"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."
"This was the day the coffee machine broke."
'Hard day at school. The coffee maker in the teachers' lounge was broken.'
"You've had enough."
Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.
"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."
"Sorry to interrupt - but you're putting that new comms interface board in the coffee machine."