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"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die'."
"Regular coffee? Really? Seriously?"
"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"
Toasterman, Pancakeboy, and Mr. Overeasy At The Diner Of The Superheroes WIth Their Archenemy, The Nickel Tipper
Coffee shop menu flow chart.
"You ordered the Iced Coffee?"
Latte conditioner - adds extra foam.
"And could I have my coffee now?"
Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'
"I said de-cat coffee."
'One coffee without cream, and one cream without coffee please.'
"Iced raspberry low cal semi-skimmed frappucino whipped froth frapuccino latte please!"
"We've reached a decision...we want 5 caffe lattes, 2 caffe americanos, 3 white chocolate mochas, and 2 caramel macchiatos."
"I couldn't order fast enough so they sent me to the end of the line."
"Each of us in this company has a responsibility...yours is to remember that I take it black with two sugars."
"Every morning I have coffee with two lumps. My husband and my teenage son."
"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."
"Would you like the Tall, Non-Fat Latte with Caramel Drizzle, Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte with Soy Milk, Triple,Venti, Soy, No Foam Latte..."