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'This is our latest in coffee table designs...'
"Yeah, single origin coffee -- from this pot."
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Goldfish in a coffee pot
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"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."
"I hope the coffee isn't too strong."
"How about a little more coffee?"
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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee
"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee
"I'm just not worth a durn without that first cup of coffee in the morning."
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"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."
'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'
'I'm still waking up OK, but recently I haven't been smelling the coffee.'
Tea and Coffee
'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'
"I hear the diswasher has been cheating on the coffee pot."
After Lionel's retirement, no one is left who remembers how to make coffee without capsules.
'She's tired??? Does she have any idea how exhausting it is jumping on her head every morning at 3 AM?'
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Tags:over caffeinated, over-caffeinated, overcaffeinated, over-caffeination, overcaffeination, over caffeination, coffee, coffees, coffee break, coffee breaks, tea break, tea breaks, coffee pot, coffee pots, jitters, jittery, shakes, stressful job, stressful jobs, stressed out, stress, stresses, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers
"I was offered a hip replacement, so I asked for it to be replaced with a cafetiere."
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"Sorry, no coffee this morning. After you fired Radlowe, he cleaned out his desk and took his coffee pot home."