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'I'm going on a vision quest, do you want anything from Starbucks?'
'Room for cream?'
'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'
Coffee Town: Large, Medium, Small, In Pill Form.
'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'
'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'
Tags:tea break, tea breaks, tea shop, tea shops, coffee shop, coffee shops, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, organ transplant, organ transplants, organ donor, organ donors, donor list, transplant list, transplant lists, donor lists, operation, big deal, big deals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Mountain climbers need breaks too.
'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'
"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."
Tags:barista, baristas, hipster, hipsters, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars, low wage, low pay, hazelnut, smell, smells, smelling, quit, quits, quitting, minimum wage, job, jobs, gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, wage, wages, unrewarding, new job, new jobs
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, coffee shop, coffee shops, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, barista, baristas, drink, drinks, drinking, coffee, coffees, decaf, decaffeinated, caffeine, caffeinated, sleepy, tired, sleeping, napping, energy, low energy, trend, trends, trendy, food trends, drug, stimulant, stimulants, fitness, health
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
Tags:bar, bar names, bar name, pub, pubs, pub name, pub names, play on words, play on word, laughing, laugher, laugh, humor, humour, humorous, business, businesses, business names, business name, naming a business, naming businesses, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee shop names, beer, beers, coffee, coffees, tea, teas, brew, brewing, brewer, brewers, bouncer, bouncers, fight, fights, fighting, punch up, punch ups, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
Coffee and a Kick in the Pants (formerly Tea and Sympathy)
"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."
Tags:coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, coffee shop working, workplace, workplaces, workplace morale, morale, low morale, morale is down, working alone, solo working, working from home, work from home, second office, laptops in coffee shops, working, work, out of the office, out of office
"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"
"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."
"I need to go talk to my boss. . . I'm pretty sure she's working at the coffee shop across the street."
Tags:coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee store, coffee stores, internet cafe, internet cafes, boss, bosses, internet company, internet companies, telecommute, telecommutes, telecommuter, telecommuters, teleconference, teleconferences, working environment, working environments, modern life, digital age, digital ages
'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'
"I'm writing my eighth memoir."
"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"
"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"
Tags:latte, lattes, caffe latte, caffe lattes, bookstore, bookstores, book seller, book sellers, expectation, expectations, first world problem, first world problems, entitled, entitlement, book, books, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee, coffees, independent bookstore, independent bookstores, customer, customers, customer service, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes
"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"
Tags:barista, barrista, barristas, baristas, coffees, coffee, coconut, coconuts, castaways, desert island, desert islands, shop, shops, retail outlet, retail outlets, marooned, maroon, shipwrecked, island, castaway, customer service, lonely, customer, customers, business, employee, employees, obvious, pay attention, paying attention, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars
"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"
Tags:overshare, over share, over-share, tmi, t m i, too much information, coffee, coffee shop, coffee-shop, coffeeshop, private, privacy, privately, advice, advise, advised, friend, friends, friendly, friendship, friendships, casual, casually, honest, honesty, honesty is the best policy, secret, secrets, embarrass, embarrassing
What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
Tags:coffee, getting coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, customer service, bad customer service, bad service, slow service, lazy, laziness, overstaffed, over-staffed, over complicated, over complication, over-complicated, over-complication, coffee bar, coffee bars, shirk, shirking, work idle, work-idle, impatient, impatience, irritated, irritating, decaf, decaf coffee, modern life, modern times, barista, baristas, red tape, committee, committees, liaison, liaisons, corporate structure, corporate structure s
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