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A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.
'...You say you hunt for food and not for sport? What a coincidence! So do we!'
No Playing Basketball with Porcupines
'A lot of times I'll look at the clock and it'll be 6:05 . . . that's five minutes past dinnertime.'
"Ever get the feeling you've crunched the same numbers in a previous corporation?"
Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.
Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. - Management
Two men with identical sandwich boards which read "coincidences never happen".
'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'
'And I said to him: What a coincidence, I only eat 'vegetarians' too...'
"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."
"So you're saying that your sudden upset stomach ache developing on the same day as the big spelling test is just a coincidence?"