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"Gotta run, Peter. A new client is on his way up."
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high rise, high rises, client, clients, new client, new clients, fish, fishes, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, lawyer, lawyers, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, come up, comes up, coming up, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"
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do not call list, do not call registry, do not call, telemarketing, cold call, cold calls, cold callers, cold caller, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters, adult child, calling mom, calling mum, difficult relationships, no contact, family, families, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."
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"I'm so glad you've called to offer me this investment opportunity because it gives me a chance to test my new telephonic death ray."
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investing, investor, investors, investment opportunity, investment opportunities, mad scientist, mad scientists, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, phone call, phone calls, phonecall, phonecalls, business call, business calls, start up, start ups, start-up, start ups, inventor, inventors, scientist, scientists, glad you called, cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold caller, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketingPhone Calls As a Child and As an Adult
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phone conversations, phone conversation, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, crank call, crank calls, prank call, prank calls, prank, prankster, pranksters, youth, youths, youthful transgression, youthful transgressions, growing up, grown up, adult, adulthood, growing older, growing old, aging, aged, telemarketing, telemarketer, sales call, sales calls, salesman, salesmen, sales, tele sales, telemarketing call, telemarketing calls, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold callers, working life, working, work, career destiny, career planning, phone calls, telephone calls, telephone call"Probably a telemarketer."
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, telecommunication, telecommunications, cold calling, cold calls, cold call, cold caller, cold callers, salesmen, salesman, consumerism, broker, brokers, finances, money, personal finances, millions, millionaire, millionaires, rich, wealthy, the one percent, the 1%, out of the blue, piggy bank, piggy banks, bank, banks, banking, investing, investment, investments, investor, investors, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, phone scam, phone scams, scammer, scammers, old people, elderly, senior, seniors, bad idea, gullible, naive, common scam, common scams, dumb, stupid"Hi. Steve Smith here. Just calling to say hello and touch base. Well, bye. Hi. Steve Smith here. Just calling to say hello and touch base. Well, bye. Hi..."
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phone bank, phone banks, phonebanking, touch base, touches base, touching base, politician, politicians, fundraise, fundraises, fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers, political donation, political donations, donate, donates, donation, donations, cold call, cold calls, multitask, multitasks, multitasking, customer care, call, calls, calling"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."
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marketing call, marketing calls, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, market research, marketing research, nuisance, nuisances, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, annoyance, annoyances, irritate, irritates, irritating, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, question, questions, questioning, survey, surveys, surveying, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."
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modern life, modern times, nuisance call, nuisance calls, nuisance caller, cold caller, cold callers, nuisance callers, cold call, cold calls, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, phonecall, phonecalls, telephone, telephones, provenance, privacy, personal information, private information, sculpture, sculptures, abstract, abstract art, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, surrealism, modernism"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."
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name, names, surname, surnames, stubborn, stubbornness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, petty, pettiness, cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, first world problems, insult, insults, frustration, frustrations"I'm for Dole, the cockeyed optimist."
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campaign, campaigns, cold call, cold calls, candidate, candidates, bob dole, bob, dole, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, election, elections, nominee, nominees, supporter, supporters, vote, voting, voter, voters"I'm sorry, Mother, we don't respond to telephone solicitations."
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cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, parent, parents, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters, telephone solicitation, telephone solicitations, bad relationship, bad relationships, rejected, rejection, rejections, mother, mothers, mother-in-law, caller, callers, calling, unwanted, family, families"They're the lucky ones. We're headed for telemarketing."
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hell, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, nuisance, nuisances, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, special place in hell, do not call, evil, evilness, burn in hell, burning in hell, punishments, eternal punishment, eternity, afterlife, afterlives, damned"Must you people always call during state dinners?"
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state dinner, state dinners, dinner, dinners, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, marketing, marketing call, marketing calls, obtrusive, nuisance, nuisances, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, telemarketing, telemarketers, telemarketer, royal, royals, royalty, unsolicited call, unsolicited calls, dinner hour, dinner hours, king, kings, politician, politicians, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, rude, rudeness, inconsiderate, monarch, monarchs, monarchy"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."
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telephone, telephones, phone, phones, phonecall, phonecalls, penguin, penguins, north pole, south pole, wrong number, wrong numbers, irritating, irritation, irritated, nuisance call, nuisance calls, prank call, prank calls, nuisance caller, nuisance callers, cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."
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actor, actors, acting, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, fame, famous, narrator, narrators, media, telecom, telecommunications, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, internet, wifi, cable, tv, television, tvs, televisions, movie, movies, cold call, cold calls, consumer, consumers, consumerism"Oh, by the way, do you have any money? Will you send me any money? Do you know anyone who has any money? Will they send me any money?"
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"I had a two-part dream last night."
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