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'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'
Slushies 50 ¢
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Running out of Gas.
'By the way, I probably should have mentioned this 60 years ago, but I would have been fine with moving to Southern California.'
"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"
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"Got a head cold?"
Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.
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"Summer is here!"
"Well, I know we've lived in Antarctica for generations, but can you give me one good reason as to why we shouldn't move to the tropics?"
"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"
'I'm a bit worried about Kornilov. He feels Siberia is uncool.'
"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"
'Sorry, but I can't see you ever moving to Tahiti...'
'Pastor, tell us more about hell. Is it warm there?'
US Winter Weather Map.
'Could you turn me around the other way?'
'I read the paper you gave at the Iceland Conference on my way to the Hawaii Conference.'
'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'
Sledge with huskies.