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"It seems as though all of this global warming has had very little effect on my bucatini carbonara."
'You're late. Your dinner is in him.'
'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'
'Sorry it took so long, lady. Let me warm the pizza up a bit for ya.'
'The Pizza delivery guy is here. Do you want me to send him in now, or shall I make him wait thirty minutes so you get it for free?'
'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'
The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...
'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'
'You are quite right, the soup is cold.'
Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'
'My reservation was made four days ago.' 'Well, your food is cold.'
'Yes, I rollerskate, that way, I get home before the pizza goes cold...'
'Of course it's cold, madam! Salads are meant to be cold.'
'Mine was stone cold.'
Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"
'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'
"I'm not blowing to cool it down, I'm trying to warm it up!"