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"Delivery in thirty minutes or your pizza is free(zing)."
'Your pizza may be cold. My car broke down on the way here, and it took the garage over a week to fix it.'
'Sorry it's cold. When you asked for hot pizza, I thought you meant stolen.'
'Sorry it took so long, lady. Let me warm the pizza up a bit for ya.'
'The Pizza delivery guy is here. Do you want me to send him in now, or shall I make him wait thirty minutes so you get it for free?'
"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."
Leftunders - "Hey look, we've got pizza!"
Fast food refridgerator.
'Yes, I rollerskate, that way, I get home before the pizza goes cold...'