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The sound of mucus.
"I know the doctor said this is only a bad cold, but in case he's mistaken I'd like to hear side eight of 'Der Rosenkavalier' one last time."
Little Beverly Cards
"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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The DaVinci Cold.
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"That was my doctor. He's afraid if I don't see him, my cold will clear up on its own."
"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."
A gravestone with an epitaph that reads "It's just a cold".
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"Worse than a cold. It's a common cold."
Mozart's little-known "Kleenex and Cough Drop Intermission" quartet.
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"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
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'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
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The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu
"How to Look, Feel & Sound like Shit"
'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'
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To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.
Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
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'The pandemic is here!!!'
My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
'I'm afraid you've contracted one of the more literal strains of human rhinovirus.'
Bird flu warning - What do I care, I'm a bloke!
'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'
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