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'It says right here in your contract, folks: 'Some settling may occur during the first year'.'
Larry froze, unsure of what to do. Yes, he was a doctor, but on the other hand, this wasn't technically a house.
'...Just collapse right there and quit!!'
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'Hard day at work, dear?'
"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."
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"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"
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'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
"Dial 911. And change that to a table for three."
Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'
Do you need a hand?
Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know CPR?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'
'The patient's medical tag states 'Insulin and Botox dependent', doctor.'
'Let me through - I'm extremely nosy.'
'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'
'Emergency! ACME life insurance company, please!'
'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'
"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."
Tags:shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping season, shopping seasons, retailers, parade, parades, float, floats, balloon, balloons, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, city, cities, thanksgiving, crash, crashes, deflate, deflated, deflating, collapse, collapsed, parade balloon, parade balloons, consumerism, advertise, advertising, consumer, consumers
'Let me through, please- I'm a herbalist!
'My advice would be to loosen his trousers, mate.'
'Your medical bracelet says placebo.'
'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'
Winning athlete collapsed on podium.
"Hello, customer support? My server appears to be down."
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