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'It says right here in your contract, folks: 'Some settling may occur during the first year'.'
Larry froze, unsure of what to do. Yes, he was a doctor, but on the other hand, this wasn't technically a house.
"How was your day, dear?" "Average"
"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."
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'...Just collapse right there and quit!!'
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'Hard day at work, dear?'
"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."
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"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"
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"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."
'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
"It's not just him. The whole system's down."
"Dial 911. And change that to a table for three."
Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'
Do you need a hand?
Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know CPR?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'
'The patient's medical tag states 'Insulin and Botox dependent', doctor.'
'Let me through - I'm extremely nosy.'
'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'
'Emergency! ACME life insurance company, please!'
'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'
"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."
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'Let me through, please- I'm a herbalist!
'My advice would be to loosen his trousers, mate.'
'Your medical bracelet says placebo.'