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'Collateral? Sure, I've got collateral. How about a boatload of misery, a house of pain and a suitcase full 'o the blues?'
'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'
"But If I had enough collateral to cover the amount of the loan, I wouldn't need the loan in the first place!"
'I like hopey, changey stuff myself, but it doesn't make good collateral.'
"Sounds good, but what do I have to put up as collateral?"
'I'm sure it is precious to you Mr Figgins, but I'm afraid I can't accept it as collateral.'
"This isn't enough collateral for the loan you request. We'll need a kidney."
'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.'
"It's not sufficient collateral - just one raffle ticket..."
'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'
'I'm sorry, but you can't use the hope of tenure as collateral...'
'Credit is tight, so the bank has asked to look after the collateral side of things.'
'You can't use our first loan as collateral for another loan.'
Bank: We accept your soul as collateral security
"So this weirdo gives me something he calls 'magic beans' for collateral. Then I threw them in the wastebasket and told him to get out."
"Sorry, I can't accept five thousand friends as collateral."
"Were you aware you'll need to sign over your wife & kids as collateral in order to secure this property?"
"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"