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'Your hindsight on this case, was far more accurate than his forsight.'
'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'
"For God's sake, Felton, would you stop with that 'He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ere's So-and-So'?"
Tags:doormen, doorman, announcer, announcers, announcement, announcements, guest, guests, visitor, visitors, posh, apartment block, apartment blocks, colleague, colleagues, annoying habit, annoying habits, public address system announcers, public address system announcer, security service, security services, courtesy service, courtesy services, doorkeep, doorkeeper, doorkeepers
A doctor looks at a nurse and imagines a skeleton
Tags:doctor, doctors, nurse, nurse, 1940s nurse, 1950s nurse, hospital, hospitals, skeleton, skeletons, x-ray, x-rays, professional, professionalism, professionals, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, 1950s, colleague, colleagues, radiologist, radiologists, bone, bones, orthopaedic surgeons, orthopaedic surgeon
"I suppose I could, John. But then everyone in upper management would will want a hug."
"I'd never go out with him, but he does give great cubicle."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, work together, works together, working together, cubicle, cubicles, office space, office spaces, office, offices, pros and cons, friend zone, friend zones, romantic interest, chat, chats, chatting, gossip, gossips, gossiping
"How do you get along with your boss?" "Great! She never reads what I send her."
"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
Tags:idiot, idiots, hiring, hire, hires, hired, new guy, new guys, diversity, workplace diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, positive discrimination, moron, morons, unqualified, incompetent, incompetence, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, worker, workers, working, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers
'Okay, let's bring this meeting to order.'
'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'
"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."
"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."
Tags:calendar, calendars, present, presents, gift, gilfs, bad present, bad presents, bad gift, bad gifts, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, weird colleague, weird colleagues, new year, happy new year, new years gift, end times, end of the world, doomsday, doomsdayer, doomsdayers, apocalypse
"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."
'I'm feigning ignorance.'
"Want to get out of this dump and go watch television forever?"
'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'
"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."
Tags:colleague, colleagues, hitting on, hit on, ask out, asking out, overture, overtures, make a move, making a move, date, dating, dates, romance, office romance, office romances, workplace romance, workplace romances, put down, put downs, rejection, reject, rejects, rejecting, let down gently, mr wrong, wrong man, wrong match, bad match
"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."
"Would it disturb you if I sang?"
Tags:pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, p.a., secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, singer, singers, seduction, seductions, office romance, office romances, flirtation, flirtations, boss, bosses, desk, desks, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, unprofessional, annoying habit, irritating habit
"He's got whistleblower written all over him."
"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."
Tags:business relationship, business relationships, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, affair, affairs, colleague, colleagues, workaholic, workaholics, work-obsessed, work obsession, briefcase, briefcases, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, date, dates, dating, single, single life, move too fast, moves too fast, moving too fast, fear of commitment, commitment, executive, executives
We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.
'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'
"Oh my goodness – you should not be standing on a rolly chair."
Tags:suicidal, killing yourself, hang, hanging, hanging yourself, hanging himself, danger, dangers, health and safety, health and safety in the workplace, health and safety gone mad, missing the point, miss the point, noose, nooses, hate your job, hate my job, colleague, colleagues, annoying colleague, annoying colleagues
"I enjoy the pearls of folksy wisdom as much as the next guy, but what, exactly, does he do around here?"
Tags:workplace, workplaces, work, office, offices, folksy, folk, wisdom, wisdom, weird jobs, weird job, weird roles, unnecessary jobs, unnecessary job, unnecessary roles, weird coworker, weird coworkers, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, weird colleague, weird colleagues, random jobs, random roles, pearls of wisom, advice, advice giver