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75 Years: The Commemorative Issues
'I collect a different type of oil painting.'
"How long do we have to keep statements from banks that don't exist anymore?"
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squirrel collecting acorns for winter
"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."
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"It appears to be Siva, manifesting himself as Lord of Destruction, but why he's in Hartsdale on a Thursday night is beyond me."
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'...You'll be surprised by how un-surprising it can be around here.'
'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'
The Collector's Corner
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'I am not a pack rat...I am a collector!'
Randy shows off his celebrity navel lint collection.
'Stop screaming at Kevin for using your silver quarter collection in the arcade. It's your fault for leaving it where he could find it.'
Attn Employees: Chester Fenton's mom passed away. We're taking up a collection.
'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'
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'My next batter says this team doesn't pay him enough to lay down a sacrifice bunt. ... Could you pass this hat around?'
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Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.
'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'
'Forgive them, Lord. They know not what they do.'
'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'
'As fast as you can, kids.'
'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'
'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'
'My Halloween disguise is 'Banker.' Instead of candy, I'd like a big bailout.'
'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'