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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.
'Wow, is this what we owe?'
'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'
"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."
Tags:failing marriage, breaking up, divorce, divorcing, passion, passions, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, passionate, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, arts and crafts, egg painter, egg painters, egg painting, collection, collections
Little Beverly Cards
"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "
Tags:milk, milk carton, milk cartons, milk carton kids, milk carton kid, missing kid, missing kids, missing child, missing children, kidnapper, kidnappers, collectable, collectables, collectable card, collectable cards, football cards, football card, baseball card, baseball cards, trading card, trading cards, etan patz, collection, collecting, collections, collector, collectors, black humour
"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
Tags:fetch, fetches, fetching, hubcap, hubcaps, dog, dogs, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, retailer, retailers, collector, collectors, collection, collections, making money, businessman, businesswoman, take advantage, taking advantage, speedbump, speed bumps, speed bump, pothole, potholes, rough road, rough roads, road, roads, road repair, road repairs
"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"
Tags:collections, credit and collections, payment, payments, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, hound, hounds, hounding, hounded, play on words, wordplay, word play
"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
Tags:weakness, weaknesses, collectable, collectables, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, collector, collectors, collection, collections, superhero, supeheroes, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superpower, superpowers, shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, e-commerce, ecommerce, pony, ponies, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists
"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."
"I broke up with another one. Do you want her picture too?"
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, split-up, splitting up, separation, separating, separations, photograph, photographs, photo, photos, collection, collections, ex, exes, old photo, old photos, old picture, old pictures, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, office desk, office desks
Other People's Stuff
Tags:gorbachev, mikhail gorbachev, soviet union, ussr, communism, communist, communists, cold war, cold war era, collection, collections, political donation, political donations, panhandle, panhandling, panhandler, soviet block, soviet, soviets, russia, russians, campaign collection, campaign donation, politician, politicians, world leader, world leaders, reagan, ronald reagan, fallen politician, fallen politicians, political leader, political leaders, sympathizer
"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, agenda, agendas, action figure, action figures, toy, toys, toy company, toy companies, sales pitch, sales pitches, aggressive sales pitch, aggressive sales pitches, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, complete set, complete sets, parent, parents, parenting, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, collection, collections, collector, collectors, boy, boys, son, sons, dad, dads, father, fathers, fathering
"One day Son all this will be yours."
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, garage, garages, shed, sheds, storage, storage locker, storage lockers, storage room, storage rooms, storage unit, storage units, mess, messy, hoard, hoarder, hoarders, junk, stuff, collection, collections, death, heir, heirs, inherit, inheritance, inheritances, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, son, sons, adult child, storage centre, storage centres, storage center, storage centers, wordly possessions
"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it
Tags:art dealer, art dealers, art market, the art markets, invest, investing, investor, investors, painting, paintings, expensive art, expensive painting, expensive painting, value, art gallery, art galleries, collection, collections, art collection, art collections, art collector, art collectors, appreciate, appreciation, resell, reselling, resale, resale value, re-sell, wealth divide, wealth gap, rich person, rich people, wealth, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension
Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!
"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
Tags:collection, collections, bird, birds, carving, carvings, collector, collectors, dilettante, dilettantes, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, oversize, oversized, impress, impresses, impressing, impressive, cultivate, cultivates, cultivating, cultivation, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections
Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.
'Every Christmas season, Don would wonder who was responsible for all the signs saying he ate there.'
"There's more inside."
Tags:messy, mess, messes, junk, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, clearing out, cleaning out, spring cleaning, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, garage sale, garage sales, yard sale, yard sales, tag sale, tag sales, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, sale, sales, selling, consumerism, materialism
"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, collection, collections, collector, collectors, collecting, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, art, sculpture, sculptures, paintings, painting, wealth, wealthy, donate, donation, donations, charity, hobby, hobbies, artwork
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
Tags:art, art history, classic art, modern art, museum, museums, galleries, culture, cultural, cultural reference, parody, parodied, spin off, spinoff, spin-off, spinoffs, spin offs, spin-offs, art collector, art dealer, art collection, private collection, collection, collections, rare, rarity, modern, modernity, modern art, signature, style, stylish, pollock, jackson pollock, check, cheques, checks
"Shelling doesn't get much better than this, Helen."