Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'I suppose everyone collects something.'
75 Years: The Commemorative Issues
'I collect a different type of oil painting.'
"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."
Tags:magnet, magnets, attraction, poles, fridge, fridges, magnetism, refrigerator, refrigerators, refrigerated, fridge magnet, fridge magnets, refrigerator magnets, refrigerator magnet, collect, collection, collecting, collects, crash, crashing, pull, pulling, magnetic, overload, too many, many, hobbies, collectibles, consumerism, tat
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
Tags:wage, wages, scarecrow, scarecrows, stingy, greedy, miserly, owe, owes, owing, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, collect, collects, collecting, debt collector, debt collectors, debt collection, iou, i.o.u., advance, advances, makeshift, pay up, pays up, paying up, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, corporate farm, corporate farms, corporate farmer, exploit, exploits, exploitation, worker, workers, wage, wages, front, fronts, fronting, paycheck, paychecks
Tags:descent, descending, store, stores, shop, shops, consumerism, consumerist, materialism, materialist, garbage, antique, tat, bric a brac, ornament, ornaments, knick knacks, knick-knacks, useless, comparing, comparison, level, levels, junk, gimmick, gimmicks, bits and bobs, bits-and-bobs, gewgaw, gewgaws, collecting, collects, hoard, hoards, hoarding
"Well, you heard wrong. I do not collect nuts. Look, I can't get into this with you right now ? I'm with a patient."
A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
Tags:decapitation, decapitations, decapitated, headless, guillotine, guillotines, french revolution, hairy, hair, collect, collects, collecting, collection, collections, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, execution, executions, executing
"The gall of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"
"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"
'I collect exercise videos...Every evening I have cheesecake and hot chocolate while I watch them.'
'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'
"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."
Tags:debt, debts, debt crisis, debt crises, sovereign, currency, currencies, debtor, debtors, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, tab, tabs, bar tab, bar tabs, collect, collects, collecting, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, bartending, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeeping, owe money, owes money, owing money
Randy shows off his celebrity navel lint collection.
'Never, Ever...start collecting refrigerator magnets.'
'Stop screaming at Kevin for using your silver quarter collection in the arcade. It's your fault for leaving it where he could find it.'
"A wooden leg, Buck? You're storing a wooden leg?!" Karen knew better than to marry a packrat.
A woman writers love letters while the angel collects the hearts.
'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'
Tags:book, books, collect, collects, collection, collections, collector, collectors, library, libraries, owe, owes, owing, owed, overdue, overdue, late, lateness, impress, impresses, impressed, impressing, impressive, shame, shames, outstanding, belate, belates, belated, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'
Tags:astronaut, astronauts, spaceman, spacemen, space man, space men, space rock, space rocks, rock, rocks, lose, loses, losing, lost, specimen, specimens, collect, collects, collecting, collected, pocket, pockets, moon rock, moon rocks, moon, moons, space, spaces, mission, missions, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
PEZ designs that bombed.
To bolster the nation's blood supply, the Red Cross genetically engineers giant mosquitoes that instinctively deposit their loads in a blood bank.
'My next batter says this team doesn't pay him enough to lay down a sacrifice bunt. ... Could you pass this hat around?'
Tags:sacrifice bunt, bunts, sacrifice, sacrifices, bunt, baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batting, batter, batters, batsman, batsmen, collect, collects, collection, collections, collecting, collected, wage, wages, salary, salaries, unhappy, unsatisfied, underpay, underpays, underpaid, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.
Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,