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Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.
"No! Bless you!"
"It helps prevent side collisions."
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Miracles on 34th Street.
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Pirate ship airbag.
'He wasn't distracted. He's just a lousy driver.'
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
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'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'
Tags:crash, crashed, crashes, crashing, car crash, car crashes, fender bender, fender-bender, sleigh, sleighs, reindeer, reindeers, confession, confess, confessed, confessing, santa claus, santa, mrs claus, christmas, christmases, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:car crash, collision, collusion, russia collusion, liar, liars, lying, lie, lies, impeachment, trump impeachment, driver, driving, dangerous driving, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies
'Can I call you back?'
"True, most accidents occur in the home. Rarely, however, do they involve two vehicles."
Tags:accident, accidents, accidental, cars, car, car accident, car accidents, driver, drivers, passenger, passengers, car crash, car crashes, vehicles, vehicle, crash, collision, collisions, pile-up, home, homes, insurance, house insurance, content insurance, police, policeman, police investigation, unusual events, unusual circumstances, unbelievable, rare, accident in the home, accidents in the home, odds
'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'
'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'
"And, if our projections are correct, trend A should collide with trend B, and both will vanish without a trace."
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'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'
'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'
Barge and Train meeting on aquaduct
'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'
'Hi love, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the airbags work.'