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"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"
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"Denial, by Beverley."
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"He must smell your elk."
"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."
"It's called 'Eau De Sty', by Countess Slopbucket."
"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"
"It's tested by animals on the plains of the Serengeti."
Tags:serengeti, plain, plains, perfume, perfumes, cologne, colognes, animal testing, animal tests, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal rights activists, consumer, consumers, consumerism, perfume counter, perfume counters, natural selection, evolution, evolve, evolves, darwin, charles darwin, darwinian, surival of the fittest, fittest, fitness
'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'
"It's called 'fear'."
Tags:men, man, woman, women, dogs can smell fear, perfume, perfumes, smell fear, fear, fears, afraid, scared, cologne, colognes, scent, scents, scented, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, mall, malls, department store, department stores
Colognes for Men
Prescription Air Fresheners
"Maybe you recognize me. I'm the really naked guy in those Gianni Versace ads."
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"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."
Tags:office, offices, office life, office gossip, gossip, gossiper, gossipers, rumour, rumor, rumours, rumors, accounting, accountant, accountants, perfume, perfumes, scent, cologne, colognes, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, magazine, magazines, perfume ad, perfume ads
"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."
'Your husband will love this fragrance. It smells like a new electronic gadget.'
Fragrances counter for dogs.
"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"
"Lucky's been feeling lonely...do you have anything that smells like dog-butt?"
'Have you no common scents?!'
"After Brexit we've had to rename our Boris Johnson eau de cologne, 'eau de Dover'."
"I'll take three dozen bottles."
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"I always end up being attracted to the ones who wear cheap insect repellent."
Tags:girl, girls, kid, kids, child, children, summer camp, summer camps, camp, camps, cologne, colognes, perfume, perfumes, relationship, relationships, pretentious, snob, snobby, snobs, picky, attraction, attractive, attracted, insect repellent, bug spray, bug sprays, insect repellents, smelly, smells, smell, camping
"I'm looking for a fragrance I can wear when my wife's not around."
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