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"Level with me, Colonel. What kind of worst-case scenario are we talking about here?"
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'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'
'This guy is not a full-bird colonel!'
The Colonel at home.
'At ease, soldier.'
'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'
'That was Colonel Mustard. He'd like a mop, some bleach and several large trash bags brought to the conservatory right away.'
"If you want something done right, you have to lead a military coup."
'Oh, no, the kernel's dead!'
'Quotes from Col. Gadhafi.'
The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.
'Why Colonel Sanders' Chicken Crossed the Road...'
'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'
'Have you been in long?'
'This one is for saying what the President wanted to hear.'
'He's a big believer in missile-offense.'
'Find me a war, and I'll get out of your hair.'
'That elusive fifth star...'
'Hey, that's a new ribbon... have you been fighting again?'
Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.
Chickent to rooster: 'I feel like something different tonight. How about some Kentucky Fried Colonel?'
'I see so much of his father in him sometimes.'
For service to services...