Colonisers Cartoons and Comics

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

"That's the deal for Manhattan. If you have to ask how much for the Hamptons, you can't afford it."

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

"Not to worry. Diversity can only enrich our culture."

"We're too late. This territory's already been marked."

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

Christopher Columbus

"Don't get too excited. We're here to colonize you."

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

"Kevin Turner says the pilgrims came to America to open up two billion acres to real estate development. Is that wrong?"

"The other option is to get them hooked on tobacco."

El Conquistadork

"Call me cynical, but I'm over multi-culturalism, already."

'How about this one?'

'Social benefits are a thing of the past, Jenkins. From now on in, our unemployed get sent to Venus to colonise that hapless planet.'

"We're being conquered by these guys? Seriously?"

"Serve them the cheap wine. We don't want to encourage these people to stay."

"The religious freedom is nice, but I hear real estate is a real steal."

"Give 'em all the corn they want. They'll have to go back to England for dental floss!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

America and October 12

We still don't know which came first, the chicken or the egg.

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."