Colonising Cartoons and Comics

Jedediah Trump delivers smallpox blankets to sanctuary cities

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

Ibiza: Arrivals and Departures

"Kevin Turner says the pilgrims came to America to open up two billion acres to real estate development. Is that wrong?"

"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"

Why the dodo became extinct

'How about this one?'

'Social benefits are a thing of the past, Jenkins. From now on in, our unemployed get sent to Venus to colonise that hapless planet.'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

'Just another example as if one was needed at the relentless march of civilisation!'

"The religious freedom is nice, but I hear real estate is a real steal."

"Give 'em all the corn they want. They'll have to go back to England for dental floss!"

"Serve them the cheap wine. We don't want to encourage these people to stay."