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"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."
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"They are nice falls, aren't they? I've always hoped someone would discover them."
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"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."
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"That was nice, but I don't want to make it a regular thing."
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"Don't get too excited. We're here to colonize you."
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'They're colonizing Mars! Maybe you should write up a whole new set of rules for them!'
"Kevin Turner says the pilgrims came to America to open up two billion acres to real estate development. Is that wrong?"
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"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"
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'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'
'We need to update our map app. According to this, we're in the 'New World.''
The Pilgrims, A Gated Community.
Why the dodo became extinct
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Settlers see sign that says 'No Settling'.
"Call me cynical, but I'm over multi-culturalism, already."
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'How about this one?'
'Social benefits are a thing of the past, Jenkins. From now on in, our unemployed get sent to Venus to colonise that hapless planet.'
When Newt Colonizes the Moon...
"Serve them the cheap wine. We don't want to encourage these people to stay."
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"Let's f**k up Mars!"
"Give 'em all the corn they want. They'll have to go back to England for dental floss!"
"The religious freedom is nice, but I hear real estate is a real steal."
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