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'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'
'I'm having my colon checked.'
'The Colonoscopy of Dorian Gray'
'The operation was a success, but your colon is now a semi-colon.'
"He said, and I quote, 'I'm a colon'."
"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."
"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."
'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'
'Without the comma, colons and semi-colons would rise up to oppress us.'
"Take me! After 15 minutes of cell phone chatter and day-time TV, a colonoscopy will be a relief!"
Med School Mascots.
'Someone threw away a PERFECTLY good colon.'
Dr. using a gps to perform a colonoscopy
"We saved your life. However, your colon is now a semicolon"
'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'
'And always remember that it is the gritty colon itself, not the half-baked semi-colon, that wields the power to confound even the most erudite minds.'
'I finally had a bowel movement today!' 'Whose was it?'
Eau de Colon.