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"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
American soldier from 19th century firing gun while under attack by arrows.
'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'
'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'
'Dressage?! But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'
'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'
"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"
"Sorry darling, but if Dad has put his blinkers on and is reading the newspaper, it means he doesn't want to be disturbed..."