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"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."
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"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."
Tags:film, films, movie, movies, actor, actors, comedian, comedians, comedy, comedies, funny, sense of humour, sense of humor, humour, humor, generation gap, generation gaps, kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, age, youth, young people, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, famous people
"She's come a long way, and I know you'll receive her act in the spirit in which it's intended. Yes, folks, it's Mimus Polyglottos, the Texas Mockingbird!"
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"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."
"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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"Mr. Herman, you made me laugh and you made me cry, but you didn't make me money."
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Late Night with Patrick O'Brian
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Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them
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When Harry Met Louise
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"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"
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'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'
"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"
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"Tonight is open mike, n'est-ce pas?"
2 Gentlemen from Verona
"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"
Tags:tv, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, comedy, comedies, slapstick, slap stick humor, slap stick humour, fish out of water, fish, fishes, employee, employees, employer, employers, employment, office, offices, work, worker, workers, bad employee, bad employees, mishap, mishaps, accident, accidents, fantasy, fantasies, fiction, science fiction, sci fi, sci-fi, silly, silly humor, silly homour, idiom, idioms, unfamiliar, does not belong, uncomfortable
"I know what Ally McBeal would do."
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"That was a feel-good movie. How come I don't feel so good?"
"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."
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"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."
Quality Control at The Comedy Works
"This one allows release of your information to a sitcom."
Tags:sitcom, sitcoms, confidentiality, doctor patient confidentiality, privacy, privacy laws, right to privacy, anecdote, anecdotes, funny story, funny stories, comedy, comedies, inspiration, inspiration, creative inspiration, confidentiality agreement, confidentiality agreements, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling