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"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
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"The later the set, the less they get my jokes."
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"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"
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"Improv – that's were the big money is."
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Business At The Improv
"Thanks! I'll be here all night."
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'When I clap my wings you will jump up and start acting like a hypnotist...'
Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."
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Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.
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Early Prop Comics
"Who here likes impressions?"
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"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."
'Oooh, I see we have a celebrity among us tonight.'
'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'
Men Behaving Acceptably.
"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."
The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue
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"We heard you were dying in here."
'I refuse to answer that question on grounds it would make me the butt of late-night comedians.'
"Your Jewish shtick didn't work, you don't come across as gay..can you be a minority?"
"The following Presidential campaign was made possible by a grant from Saturday Night Live...."