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"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas
"When those damn graphic novels started coming out—that's when it all went down the toilet."
A superhero dog asks to be walked.
Tags:superhero, superheroes, walk, walks, walkies, walking, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, fly, flies, flying, human flight, go out, goes out, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, beg, begs, begging, animal trainer, animal trainers, dog walker, dog walkers, dog trainer, dog trainers
"She's come a long way, and I know you'll receive her act in the spirit in which it's intended. Yes, folks, it's Mimus Polyglottos, the Texas Mockingbird!"
Tags:mockingbird, mockingbirds, comedy, comedies, comic, comics, comedian, comedians, comedy act, comedy acts, standup, standups, standup act, standup acts, stand-up act, stand-up acts, bird, birds, standup comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, stand-up comic, stand-up comics, migration, migrations, migrating pattern, migrating patterns, wildlife
"Maybe it needs a caption."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, cave painting, cave paintings, art, cartoons, cartooning, cartoonist, cartoonists, comic, comics, caption, captions, artist, artists, origin, origins, original, first, beginning, meta, self-referential, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, criticism, criticizing, criticising, suggestion, suggesting, suggestions, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, innovation, innovative, creative, humor, humour
Batman getting the subway
"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, comic, comics, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, film, films, movie, movies, lingerie, lingerie store, lingerie stores, lingerie shop, lingerie shops, bra store, bra store, bra shop, bra shops, corset, corsets, shopping for bras, shopping for underwear, shopping for lingerie, lingerie counter, lingerie counters, clerk, clerks, staff, customer service, service, question, questions, request, requests, customer, customers, patron, patrons, out of stock, out-of-stock, fashion, women's wear, clothing, clothes, women's clothing, women's clothes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, not longer, carry, product, products, woman, women
"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
Tags:basement, basement dweller, basement dweller, live at home, living at home, lives at home, superhero, superheroes, parent, parents, parents' house, parents house, useless, worthless, non-contributor, non-contributors, non-contributing, loser, losers, millennial, millennials, generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, appearance, appearances, facade, facades, faker, fakers, faking, impressive, all show, comic, comics, comic book, comic books
"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"
Tags:french, french cartoon, french cartoons, attack, attacking, attacks, melted cheese, melting cheese, cheese, cheese strings, hot oil, boiling oil, oil, counterattack, defense tactic, defensive strategy, defense, defending, fail, failing, fails, failed, easy transport, mistake, mistakes, mistook, mistaken, comedy, comedic, comic, comedian, funny, misunderstanding, misunderstands, siege, under siege, battle, battling, battled, battles
'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'
"No matter who's in office, the political landscape stays the same."
"Stop me if you heard this one."
Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
Tags:weakness, weaknesses, collectable, collectables, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, collector, collectors, collection, collections, superhero, supeheroes, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superpower, superpowers, shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, e-commerce, ecommerce, pony, ponies, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists
A History of Graphic Violence
Tags:comedian, comedians, comic, comics, comedy act, comedy acts, comedy show, comedy shows, radiation, comic radiation, big bang, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, breaking up, astronomer, astronomers, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, standup, standups, stand up, stand ups, stand-up, stand-ups
No Action Comics
Tags:action, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, dwell, dwells, dwelling, stew, stews, stewing, obsess, obsesses, obsession, obsessions, ponder, ponders, pondering, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, fret, frets, fretting, mull, mulls, mulling, worry, worries, worrywart, worrywarts, downer, downers, inaction, inactive
"Story boarding our next flight."
"And bear in mind that anything you say can be used against you in 'Doonesbury.'"
Tags:satire, satirist, satirists, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, political comic, political comics, politician, politicians, political career, political careers, warn, warns, warning, fair warning, congress, congressional representative, congressional representatives, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tags:middle-age, middle aged, children's cartoon, children's cartoons, cartoons, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, grow up, grows up, growing up, scrapbook, scrapbooks, hobby, hobbies, interest, interests, get old, gets old, getting old, millennial, millennials
"But seriously, folks. I'm dyin' up here!"
Tags:earth, blue marble, comic, comedy, comedian, comedians, comedy club, comedy show, show, shows, global warming, greenhouse gases, carbon emissions, co2 rise, temperature rise, death, dying, audience, human, humans, die, dead, important issue, global issue, global matter, global state, heating up, climate change, carbon dioxide, carbon dioxide rising
"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"
Batman tissue dispenser.
Tags:bat, bats, superhero, superheroes, comic, comics, comic books, comic book, hero, heroes, tissue, tissues, dispenser, dispensers, tissue dispenser, tissue dispensers, shock, shocked, shocking, shocks, shell-shock, shell-shocked, surprised, surprises, surprise, fan, fans, admirer, admirers, admired, bathroom, bathrooms, sink, sinks, toilet, toilets