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Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas
"When those damn graphic novels started coming out—that's when it all went down the toilet."
Batman at the Maternity Ward
Tags:maternity ward, maternity wards, maternity unit, maternity units, maternity clinic, maternity clinics, nurse, newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, baby, babies, infant, infants, father, fathers, fatherhood, taking after your dad, taking after your dads, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, comic book, comic books, comic book character, comic book characters, superhero movie, superhero movies, crime fighter, crime fighters, superhero life, life of a superhero, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, father's pride, dad's pride, pride
A superhero dog asks to be walked.
Tags:superhero, superheroes, walk, walks, walkies, walking, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, fly, flies, flying, human flight, go out, goes out, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, beg, begs, begging, animal trainer, animal trainers, dog walker, dog walkers, dog trainer, dog trainers
"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
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"The usual, Al. Just sharpen the nose and hone the chin."
"I'll need a guano specimen."
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Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
Tags:weakness, weaknesses, collectable, collectables, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, collector, collectors, collection, collections, superhero, supeheroes, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superpower, superpowers, shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, e-commerce, ecommerce, pony, ponies, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists
"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
Tags:weirdo, weirdos, chicken, chicken suit, costume, costumes, mascot, mascots, comic book, comic books, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, video game, video games, convention, gathering, gatherings, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, hipster, hipsters, depressed, depression, mental illness, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bartender, bartenders, cosplay, cosplays, cosplaying, cosplayer, cosplayers
Conservative approach superheroes
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"Sorry about showing you the vacuum of space, Robin."
No Action Comics
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Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"
"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."
"Some creative criticism, hom: less Sophie Crumb, more Marjan Satrapi."
"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
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Superhero leaves his pants behind.
"Now I have to start pretending I like graphic novels too?"
Tags:book, books, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores, comic, comics, graphic novel, graphic novels, publish, publishing, publishers, publisher, window display, window displays, shop window, shop windows, trend, trends, following trends, comic book, comic books, culture, cultured, hipster, hipsters, book snob, book snobs, high culture
Tags:dog, dogs, cartoon dog, cartoon dogs, comic dog, comic dogs, famous comics, famous comic, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, modern art, comic book, comic books, balloon animals, balloon animal, nap, napping sleeping, sleep, doghouse, dog house, doghouses, dog houses, pet, pets, kennel, kennels, pop art, pop artist, pop artists, pop culture, american artists, american artist
"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
Tags:power, powers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheroes, challenge, challenges, challenging, drink, drinks, drinking, drunken, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, bad idea, ill-advised, crawl, crawls, crawling, gravity, defy, defies, defying, bad decision, bad decisions, poor decision, poor decisions
"He's a nongraphic novelist."
Superheroes Having a Drink
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, heroine, superheroine, superheroines, women, woman, comic, comics, character, comic book, comic books, hanging out, friends, friend, work friend, work friends, drink, drinking, cocktail, cocktails, bar, bars, pub, pubs, martini, martinis, wine, wine glass, wines, off duty, fictional character, fictional characters, matriarchy, matriarch, comic book character, comic book characters, commiserating, commiserate, commiserates, commiseration, commiserations, sympathize, sympathy