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''Commandments' is fine. But why not jazz it up and call them 'The top ten no-no's'?'
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'Guess who wants to dictate another letter.'
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'No, I'm not adding an eleventh commandment that your wife can't drag you to see those goofy Twilight movies.'
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'Mr. Jensen expects people to jump when he says jump.'
'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'
'Here you go, just sign on the line, please.'
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'Leave my kingdom! Go now, or I will doom your pathetic souls to eternal hellfire!'
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'I can never get him to follow the 'stay' command.'
'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''
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'Read that last part back to me.'
Moses and the burning brush.
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'Sit!.. Good boy!'
'I can't get him to shake, speak, roll over, beg... All he can do is heel.'
'This one is my Pabst Blue Ribbon.'
'Have I got a deal for you!'
'We're delaying the operation until we come up with a catchy name.'
'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'
'No... you roll over!'
'We prefer all female tank commanders. If they get lost in battle they're willing to stop and ask for directions.'
'How come THEY don't have to obey?'
'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'