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'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'
"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
"29 Across is classified, too, sir. They're all classified."
Tags:military, pentagon, government, governments, secret, secrets, classified, classified information, general, generals, officer, officers, commander, commanders, crossword, crosswords, puzzle, puzzles, word puzzle, word puzzles, game, games, hobby, hobbies, leisure, across, down, word, words, answer, answers, unsolvable, impossible, solution, solutions, solve, solving
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, spy, spies, spying, espionage, military, officer, officers, commander, commanders, classified, classified information, pentagon, boring, bored, boredom, international, foreign, war, wars, file, files, document, documents, paperwork, secret service, secret agent, secret agents, leak, leaks, leaking, interesting, government, governments, secret, secrets
To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,
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"No, she likes me best!"
Tags:general, generals, army, armies, girl, girls, women, woman, dating, dates, approval, approving, likes me best, competition, competitive, childish, children, childlike, immature, babyish, infantile, juvenile, silly, unlikely, unbecoming, commander, commanders, officer, officers, military, militaries
"I have more underneath."
Tags:army, armies, military, militaries, medal, medals, navy, navies, airforce, air force, officer, officers, captain, captains, general, generals, commander, commanders, decorated, decorated officer, award, awards, awarded, brag, bragged, brags, bragging, dinner party, party, parties, guests, guest, strange guest, ouch
'Guess who wants to dictate another letter.'
Tags:army, armies, command, commander, commanders, commanding, commands, commanded, commanding officer, commanding officers, co, dictate, dictated, dictates, dictatorship, dictator, dictators, letter, letters, post, posting, posts, posted, boss, bossy, bossing, bosses, bossed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.
"Should I free the gays, too?"
Tags:lincoln, abraham lincoln, civil war, civil wars, slavery, war, wars, general, generals, commander, commander-in-chief, commander in chief, america, american, american civil war, free the slaves, confederate, north, confederates, emancipation, emancipation proclamation, war between states, great rebellion, gay rights, right, rights, gay right, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, free, freedom, freeing, president, presidents, pride, march, abolition, abolitionists
'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'
"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
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"General Tso and his chicken"
"Get in step."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, heel, heeling, military, general, generals, major general, major generals, marching, in step, in line, officer, officers, commander, commanders, order, orders, ordering, command, commands, commanding, army, navy, marines, air force, training, obedience
"Plan B is to commit ritual suicide."
Tags:samurai, samurais, war, warring clan, warring clans, wars, battle, battles, strategy, strategies, strategizing, strategize, plan, plans, plan b, option, options, ritual suicide, seppuku, hari kari, harakiri, harikari, no surrender, military, commander, general, warrior, warriors, katana, katanas, daikatana, daikatana
'Relax, Private. The enemy is still some distance away.'
"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."
Edward Cranston, four-letter general.
"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"
'Permission to be excused, sir. My kilt's at the cleaners.'
'I can never get him to follow the 'stay' command.'
'I never forget the launch code. It's the same as my account number at Blockbuster.'
'Leave my kingdom! Go now, or I will doom your pathetic souls to eternal hellfire!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, squirrel, squirrels, red squirrel, red squirrels, plan, plans, planning, planned, scare, scares, scared, scaring, leave, leaves, leaving, left, order, orders, ordering, command, commands, commanding, commanded, commander, devil, devils, hell, hellfire, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers