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'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'
"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"29 Across is classified, too, sir. They're all classified."
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"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
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"No, she likes me best!"
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"I have more underneath."
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'Guess who wants to dictate another letter.'
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"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
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"Get in step."
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'Relax, Private. The enemy is still some distance away.'
"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."
Edward Cranston, four-letter general.
"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"
'I can never get him to follow the 'stay' command.'
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'I never forget the launch code. It's the same as my account number at Blockbuster.'
'We haven't been able to locate their strike force, sir, but we did find a lost puppy...'
Grasshopper Boot Camp: 'When I say 'jump' you jump!'
'oh my goodness!...We knew Hannibal had elephants but we just hadn't realised he was capable of launching them.'
'This one is my Pabst Blue Ribbon.'
'I'm not the conductor, I'm an admiral.'
'What a nightmare! I dreamed the world had one hundred years of peace!'
'War!... What's it good for?'
'We're delaying the operation until we come up with a catchy name.'