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"I have the first sergeant's permission to speak to the commanding officer. I am in love with your daughter, sir, and would like to marry her."
'Guess who wants to dictate another letter.'
"Request an extended leave to regroup myself, sir. I've been feeling a bit soft on Communism lately."
"Sir, I've been debriefed, deprogrammed and debugged. May I go home now?"
"Davis?. . . have you ever had the desire to kiss a commanding officer."
'I never forget the launch code. It's the same as my account number at Blockbuster.'
'Oh sure, I'm proud of them. It's just that I they leave no room for my Ozzy Osbourne buttons.'
'Gentlemen, the fate of the free world depends on us getting more little toy tanks and ships!'
'He really lights up a room.'
'What a nightmare! I dreamed the world had one hundred years of peace!'
'We're delaying the operation until we come up with a catchy name.'
'War!... What's it good for?'
'Bad news. Intelligence has just learned that God is on the other side.'
'Now then... what seems to be the trouble?'
'I'm nervous. It's my first execution.'
'Just kidding, sargent
"Get rid of that. You're supposed to show a stiff upper lip!"
Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.
Alexander Hopson - retired submarine commanding officer.