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"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."
(Jump!) (I'm doing a risk/reward analysis.) (Good boy.) (Accountant's Dog)
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'Drop the can opener!'
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''Commandments' is fine. But why not jazz it up and call them 'The top ten no-no's'?'
"Heel! Pass it on."
"Art history? You want to eat? Learn to fetch and roll over."
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"When skippy barks, He barks for the King."
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To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,
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"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "
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(Speak!) (….softly, and carry a big stick) (..Only when spoken to.) (…Low, when you speak love…)
'Guess who wants to dictate another letter.'
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'No, I'm not adding an eleventh commandment that your wife can't drag you to see those goofy Twilight movies.'
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'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'
"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."
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"Sit. Stay. Make up for everything that's wrong in my life."
"I actually know more commands than I respond to."
The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs
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Please adjust your set.
"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."
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"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."
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Obedience Training / "If you don't understand a command, play stupid. If you are stupid, play dead."