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A woman thinks of flowers and a man thinks of a prison cell.
"What do you mean, 'Let's just laugh the whole thing off'?"
"I'm in this for the momentary haul."
"Every time I start to get close to a woman an alarm goes off in my head."
"I'm not sure if I'm ready to commit to one phone number for life."
Reginald was barely committed to three dimensions...
Not afraid of commitment
"Boy, you really do have commitment issues, don't you?"
Groom decoration on wedding cake makes good his escape.
"Then he told me, my neckring means we're engaged to be engaged."
Bob still had a few commitment issues.
'l love you, but you love me...obviously, this will never work out.'
"Why does our talk on starting a family always coincide with you vaping?"
"I'm not ready for a committed relationship right now. Or ever."
"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."
"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."