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"I'm down to a dollar eighty-seven, a key support level."
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"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."
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Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.
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"Now I wish the war had been about the oil."
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'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'
"No, that was my money talking."
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'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'
'Yes, it went from 100 to 2, which is down 98%, but then it went from 2 to 4, which is up 100%, so you're ahead.'
"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."
'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'
'Okay, 20% in cash, 30% in bonds and 50% in stocks--You forgot to include lottery tickets.'
'Fuel surcharge, kid.'
'Proctor & Gamble, Proctor & Gamble, Kimberly-Clark...Can't anyone in this investment club think outside the diaper?'
'The economy can't be all that bad. That shop that sells guns and gold bullion has a line out the door.'
'Honey! Great news! There's a new ETF!'
"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."
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Traders on floor of commodities exchange see kidneys trade on the quote board.
'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'
'In commodities trading, the U.S. navy bean rose today against the German sausage, the French baguette, the Japanese rice cake...'
'That' some career counselor you referred me to. He suggested I look into daytrading.'
'Wow, I can remember when they made novelty toilet paper out of fake dollars.'
'Would it kill 'ya to index my birthday check to inflation?'
'Today's our 15th wedding anniversary?--Oh, yes, I remember, the market was up 3.29493% that day.'
'It was stolen for scrap--kind of fitting, in it's own way.'