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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
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"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."
An apple a day.
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'To all you poor souls suffering with colds in January, I think I speak for everyone when I say go and die somewhere else!'
"The doctor said it's just a bad fold."
"We're walking for the common cold."
'What I'd really like to do, of course, is just find a cure for the common plague.'
What the Doctor Ordered
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"Bless you! Have you caught an uncommon cold?"
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Don't blow your nose on your napkin.
"Please stop telling people I'm a hoarse doctor. I have laryngitis."
"Okay, okay...you have an UN common cold."
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Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)
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'I'm very sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you have a common cold.'
Fanfare for the Common Cold
'Science will never find a cure for the common cold, That's all the job security I need,'
"Excuse me, I have a cold."
'I'm sorry. There is no Cure.'
'Just a common cold! Finally, the second opinion we've been searching for!'
"Baldo, these staff meetings are very important. I trust you at least brought doughnuts or coffee."
"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"
'Why didn't they do what I told them#? Evict the from the Garden of Eden, give them the common cold, mosquitoes, taxes and lawyers.'
I do not have a cold!
'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'