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'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'
Ed was a terrific executive in every respect except for his appaling lack of street smarts.
"I'm sorry - Mr. Streetwise is never in."
Beggar's sign: 'No common sense, but a wonderful test taker.'
School for the gifted - can't use stairs.
Man rolling ball up a hill
'Well, we better get out there. Those guys aren't gonna eat themselves.'
'Have you no common scents?!'
"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
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Common Sense Boat (sign upside-down).
'Haffner, we'll have none of your common sense suggestions!'
"Qualifications on their own aren't enough!"
"He eats a lot but has good horse sense."
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"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."
Tags:pension, pensions, pension plan, pension plans, pension fund, pension funds, retirement plan, retirement plans, retirement fund, retirement funds, pensions adviser, pensions advisers, pension adviser, pension advisers, financial adviser, financial advisers, con, cons, scam, scams, online, internet, scamming, email scam, email scams, victim, victims, crimes, common sense
"Whatever happened to common sense?"
Room of World's Rarest Animals
student to teacher: 'I have trouble with punctuation. I just don't have any comma sense.'
The rule of thumb was unspectacular, and consisted mostly of strict new regulations on nail clipping.'
Einsteins on the beach
"These walks would be much more enjoyable if you stopped looking at your phone and watched where you were going."
Tags:phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, distraction, distractions, distracted, distracted driver, distracted drivers, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, techie, techies, modern life, modern times, walk the dog, walking the dog, dog, dogs, common sense, look where you're going, pay attention, paying attention, short attention span, short attention spans
"It's getting harder and harder to find a man with a head on his shoulders."
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, turkey, turkeys, poultry, turkey farm, turkey farms, farmer, farmers, farming, sensible, sensibility, common sense, headless, christmas, christmases, turkey farm, turkey farms, turkey farming, singles market, singles markets
"Why is 'common sense' so uncommon?"