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Jesus Feeds the 5K
Tags:communion, jesus, jesus christ, the end is nigh, the end is near, religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, run, runner, runners, running, jog, jogging, jogger, joggers, refreshment, refreshments, volunteer, volunteers, wine, bread, marathon, marathons, race, races, racing
"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."
Tags:sacramental wine, communion wine, altar wine, eucharist, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, communion, holy communion, christianity, wine, wines, red wine, rose, rose wine, fair weather friends, occasional churchgoer, churchgoer, churchgoers, devout, lapsed catholic, lapsed anglican, lapsed christian, lapsed, insincere, insincerity, alter boy, alter boys, parent, parents
"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."
Tags:religion, religious, christian, christianity, church, churches, mass, communion, holy communion, eucharist, sacrament, sacraments, wine, sacramental wine, priest, priests, clergy, clergymen, clergyman, pastor, pastors, amen, wine tasting, wine taster, wine tasters, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, fruity, earth tone, earth tones, aroma, aromas, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking
Services 2 Miles: 10 am - communion, 12:00 - Midday Service, 4 pm - Benediction and 7 pm - Evensong.
A businessman feeds his employees memos.
Tags:memo, memos, business memo, business memos, corporate culture, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, working, receive, receives, receiving, abuse of power, abuses of power, abusing power, middle manager, middle managers, middle management, higher power, higher powers, deity, deities, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, corporate deity, corporate deities, communion, communion wafer, communion wafers
"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."
Tags:churches, religious ceremony, religious ceremonies, communions, priests, pastors, reverends, bishops, food scare, food scares, organic produce, fussy eater, fussy eaters, organic food, church, mass, catholic, eucharist, communion, priest, pastor, reverend, bishop, god, christ, jesus, extra crispy
'Once, just once, I'd like to use dribble glasses for communion. How about you?'
The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.
'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'
"Do you know where Noah kept the bees?" "In the ark hives?"
Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
Tags:priest, priests, priesthood, preacher, preachers, clergy, catholic, catholicism, catholics, methodist, methodists, methodism, presbyterianism, presbyterian, presbyterians, anglican, anglicans, anglicanism, lutheran, lutherans, lutheranism, clergymen, clergyman, communion, the eucharist, confession, confessions, confessional, guilt, guilty, glutton, gluttony, confess, weight, overweight, weight issues, loosing weight, diet, dieting, diets, overeating, overeater, binge eating, bishop, bishops, episcopal, episcopalian, religion, religions, religious leaders, religious leader, lent
"Freshly ground pepper?"
Tags:wafer, wafers, the host, host, hosts, communion wafer, communion wafers, sacramental bread, altar bread, body of christ, bread, pepper, black pepper, ground pepper, freshly ground pepper, fresh pepper, altar boy, priest, pastor, preacher, clergy person, minister, religion, church helper, altar attendant, altar server, altar girl, church, churches, mass, masses, service, sunday, sunday service, sunday mass, christian, christianity, eucharist, communion, holy communion, modern life
'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'
Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.
Wine and Spirits/Wine and Spirit
'It's one way to boost the numbers.'
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!
Church Restoration Fund.
"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."
"Oh no...altar call."
"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"
"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"
Tags:gluten free, gluten-free, food allergy, food allergies, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, mass, communion, host, holy host, communions, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, consecration, eucharist, holy communion, lord's supper, christian, christians, christianity, church, churches, ceremony, ceremonies
'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'