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Services 2 Miles: 10 am - communion, 12:00 - Midday Service, 4 pm - Benediction and 7 pm - Evensong.
"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."
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'Once, just once, I'd like to use dribble glasses for communion. How about you?'
'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'
'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'
Wine and Spirits/Wine and Spirit
"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"
"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"
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The Last Supper or the First Easter?
"Cute George, now put the communion cups away so we can leave."
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'Did you wash your hands?'
'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'
'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'
A monk is served communion wine.
"If it's all the same to you, I'll wait for a Merlot and she'll have Sauterne."
Man waiting to receive communion drinks soda
'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'
'Red or white?'
"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."
"We consider our church pretty progressive, and not just because we serve energy drink for communion."
"...So nine church services a week, two sips of altar wine per service... Do you know how many units that is?!"
"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."