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'Implementing these changes won't be easy. We're pretty set in doing things the wrong way.'
'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
"I always cry at mergers."
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'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'
"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."
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'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'
"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
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"We do not take three-hour lunches in this company, Swanson."
'We reorganized so many times we are now one of our own subsidiaries.'
"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
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"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
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'Wasn't it about the time you came on board that I turned the company around?'
"Let's all rise for the corporate anthem."
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"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"
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National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.
Behind Closed Doors.
'Just exactly how bad is our cash flow problem?'
'We would like to offer your company the opportunity to become one of our biggest customers.'
Prison Cell: Mearn, Gingham & Wickerman
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"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'
"Our best strategy may be to destigmatize embezzlement."
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'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'
"You're heading up our flagship company, Beavis, and, should anything happen, you'll be expected to go down with it."
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