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'Implementing these changes won't be easy. We're pretty set in doing things the wrong way.'
'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
"I always cry at mergers."
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'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'
"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."
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'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'
Company Creamer Turned Sour: 'I hope the account director likes his coffee chunky-style. Or maybe I should hold out for the son of the CEO.'
"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
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"We do not take three-hour lunches in this company, Swanson."
'When we talked about changing the firms image I was thinking more about a new letterhead.'
'We reorganized so many times we are now one of our own subsidiaries.'
"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
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"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
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'...the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
'You call that an organization chart, Foley? It looks just like the NCAA college basketball brackets.'
'When you asked if I'd 'like a little company' I didn't expect you to start trying to sell me your dry-cleaning business!'
'Wasn't it about the time you came on board that I turned the company around?'
"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"
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National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.
"Let's all rise for the corporate anthem."
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Behind Closed Doors.
'We would like to offer your company the opportunity to become one of our biggest customers.'
'Just exactly how bad is our cash flow problem?'