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"Company policy, as soon as your name goes on a door you get your own blood pressure cuff."
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"Our new insourcing policy means you'll be doing all the work."
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'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'
'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'
"I thought it was a living, breathing company policy."
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"Can't complain- it's against company policy."
'I won't be able to seize the day. I'm on night shift this week.'
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
'What kind of a mission statement is that?'
"I take no pleasure in it, Kaplowe, but I have to kill you and devour you. It's company policy."
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'No golden parachute, but our severence package includes witness protection.'
The Next to Last National Bank, Successfully Losing Money for Over 200 Years.
Your portfolio looks fine. It's your dreams we need to talk about.
We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.
'I agree, Sims, 'honesty is the best policy'. It's just not our policy.'
"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."
'We don't like anyone to get too comfortable in a new role.'
'Company policy is to treat all our clients badly.'
'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'
'Sorry - as part of our new company wellness program - we have to let you go.'
"Not to be a stick in the mud, but I find 'Torch and Pitch Fork Day' kind of offensive."
"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"
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'If we do applaud transparency, will anyone see it?'
'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'
Vice President of the moral high-ground