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"How are her scores?"
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News
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"No, writing my book wasn't anything like giving birth. Why would you say such a stupid thing?"
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"We worked hard, damn hard- but we knew when to stop. We were not workaholic."
"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."
The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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"Their rut looks like a lot more fun than our rut."
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"Kids! No watching Bobby Flay before Mommy cooks dinner!"
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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"How would I rate on a scale of one to ten?"
"Don is more like network, and Evan is more like cable."
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With and without a starter.
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'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'
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"Big deal, an A in math. That would be a D in any other country."
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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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(Country Psychiatrist) (It's like this, les. In my right hand I have your problems. In my left hand… A hill of beans.)
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"Yet she never gains an ounce."
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'When you're a kid, you keep score with report cards. When you grow up, it's credit scores.'
"Well, now that we've established that we're all wearing Tommy Hilfiger underwear, can we proceed to the substance of the meeting?"
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"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."
"Some of us are unsung heroes."
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"You can't keep comparing yourself to those skinny little aliens you see in movies."
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"I'm inside the cake waiting to jump out."
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Snow White and Sleeping Beauty Have Tea
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"Your life must be very exciting."