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Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
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'Are you aware that you have suffered irreparable pain and distress due to this company's discriminatory policies.'
'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'
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"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."
'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'
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'Dan lost his job in October, but we've made some lifestyle changes that have helped to compensate for the drop in income.'
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
"Liability issues, Sire."
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'This is your lucky day!'
'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'
The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.
'It's fine to sow some wild oats. Just make sure you finally get a harvest.'
'Honey, this personal injury lawyer says that if we act now, he'll also throw in a free slicer and dicer in its own carrying case.'
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'What's the point of being senior management if everyone's going to be compensated fairly?'
"I thought there would be extra compensation for the coffee breaks I missed during my vacation."
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"It does make a statement."
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'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'
"Mrs Potkins, I'm feeling inadequate, send someone in for me to patronise!"
'You're not from around here, are you?'
Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.
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'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."
"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
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"Look, you've made him hurt his fist...call an ambulance!"