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'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
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'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'
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'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'
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"Liability issues, Sire."
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'Doctor, you amputated the wrong leg!'
'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'
"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"
Aren't we entitled to compensation, since they stole twittering and tweets from us?'
'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'
Lawyers Treadmill: Ambulance chaser.
'Honey, this personal injury lawyer says that if we act now, he'll also throw in a free slicer and dicer in its own carrying case.'
"My brain could kick her brain's butt."
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'What's the point of being senior management if everyone's going to be compensated fairly?'
"It does make a statement."
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'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'
"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"
'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."
"We're just living from huge payout to huge payout."
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'Twitter is throwing open the whole world of libel to a radical rethink...'
'Because the priorities of a private beach are different than a public beach.'
'Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?'
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