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Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
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'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'
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"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."
'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'
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'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."
"Nice little touch of humility!"
'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'
"Don't just stand there - get witnesses!"
The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.
'Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits...'
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"My brain could kick her brain's butt."
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'What's the point of being senior management if everyone's going to be compensated fairly?'
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
"It does make a statement."
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"Mrs Potkins, I'm feeling inadequate, send someone in for me to patronise!"
'You're not from around here, are you?'
"Your D.N.A. test shows you're predisposed to sue doctors."
"You think that money can buy everything...but what price can you put on loyalty, integrity, how could you compensate me for losing my friends?"
'How can we recompense them for the SACRIFICES they will have to make, the damage to their families, their relationships?'
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'Let's play Doctor - You be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the mal-practice attorney.'
'Have you checked out that new courtroom - supplies store on 18th street, your Honor? It's called 'Big Gavels For Little Men.''
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