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'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
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"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
'Are you aware that you have suffered irreparable pain and distress due to this company's discriminatory policies.'
"At this time the family is grieving and suing."
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"Well, if there's not going to be any bonus, how about some reparations?"
"I've been over-compensated, and I've been under-compensated and 'over' is better."
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'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'
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"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
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'I have reason to believe that my sister is getting a bigger allowance than me. I think you and mom should be more forthcoming and transparent.'
'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'
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'Dan lost his job in October, but we've made some lifestyle changes that have helped to compensate for the drop in income.'
"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
"Liability issues, Sire."
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'Look, we don't want any trouble! All we ask is that you sign this release form in case you get hurt while you burglarize our house.'
Have you been abused by a celebrity or politician?
'Doctor, you amputated the wrong leg!'
'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'
'Of course, we're fully prepared to offer you our comprehensive employee health care package.'
"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."
"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"
Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.
"Mr. Packard will sue you now."
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