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"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
"Liability issues, Sire."
"Welcome to our little suing circle."
'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'
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"Mr. Packard will sue you now."
"Don't just stand there - get witnesses!"
Mr. Dumpty Lawyers Up
"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."
"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."
"I'm being sued, Daddy...Mr. Jenkins down the street claims his obesity is due to the cookies I sold him when I was a little girl!"
"I think I see a lawsuit a-brewin."
"You definitely have a case. This says nothing about eggs."
"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"
"Don't worry about me! Find witnesses!!"
"We should clean this up. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen."
"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"
'So we're agreed on 'Wishing Seasons Greetings' with the caveat that we are in no way guaranteeing happiness of goodwill over the festive season!'
"First we hit 'em with racial profiling, then bam!! We go for second hand smoke in the workplace!!"
'Did we get any new clients today Sally?'
'So it's your testimony that you ARE NOT the crack that my client stepped on causing him to break his back?'